2-1, Bottom of the 7th Tropicana Field...
Joe Buck: Well we're here in the bottom of the 7th with Aybar at the plate. This has been a close one folks.
Aybar [at plate]: Oh shit... is that Wheeler up over there in the bullpen? Fuck.
Joe Buck: Aybar swings... and it's a LONG FLY BALL! THIS ONE IS OUTTA HERE!
Aybar [rounding bases]: Can't I get a few bonus runs for distance...
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