Poops: Yes, I'd like to cancel my service.
Gamefly: Of course sir, but before you go, may we ask why?
Poops: You sent me Facebreaker, which I took as an act of war and aggression on my great nation.
Gamefly: But, it was in your queue...
Poops: That was a test.
Gamefly: If we offer you a free month, would you be willing to continue service with us?
Poops: I don't negotiate with terrorists.
Gamefly: What if we throw in some pudding?
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