We're not funny... that's been proven over and over again as the 4 of us stand there, the only ones laughing. I don't think it's that we're not funny... it's that we have an almost constant dialogue throughout any given day. So, why would anybody find our obscure references to something that happened 3 weeks ago, funny? To those people I say... "shoulda been there." And now you can! Sorta... you'll find that you probably didn't want to be anyway...
Email Chat:
Tag: Sweet, word on Mass Effect 2 from this years GDC...
Fenris: Tag, Whatever you do don't freeze yourself until it comes out. It will end badly for you.
He used punctuation, we're so proud of him!
Airstrike: Yeah, nobody's even heard of Mass Effect 500 years from now.
Poops: Given the opportunity I bet Tag would replay both ME's until 2509 just to make sure that he played through with every possible permutation of dialogue choices.
Airstrike: God, could you imagine the storage he'd need for all those spreadsheets?
You know, now that I read this, it's funny, but I'm pretty sure people still don't get it. Nobody FULLY grasps Tag's love of both, Mass Effect and spreadsheets.
Text Message Chat:
Airstrike: Do you have Puzzle Quest on XBL?
Poops: No
Airstrike: Ah... there's a "Win an online match" achievement. I don't want to play some random d-bag.
Poops: What makes you think you'll win against me, douche-tard?
Airstrike: Because you're dumb
Poops: Your mom
HEY!... she's a nice lady.
Those are MY highlights from the day... gentlemen, care to add?
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Could we go so far as to say your mom is a classy lady?
For the record, I said "you're mom" to hammer in the point that I am dumb.
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